The other day I received not one but two current issues of Bicycling magazine in the mail. It had my address on it and looked all official. I have no memory of subscribing to this magazine. I've read the magazine at gyms and Eddie's in the past but it's pretty fluffy. It's a cool airplane distraction but I really don't remember actually spending money on a subscription. Weird huh? Maybe it was a gift but again no one has come forward? I guess I must've just forgot about it or I got suckered by a banner ad somewhere.
I know it could not have been one of those down on there luck kids who came by selling magazine subscriptions because our building's exterior door is locked. This requires a key even from our mailman to deliver. No unwanted solicitors at these condos. It should've been a selling point as I'm sure most people hate having to answer their door in the middle of the evening. You got have you found god folks, the aforementioned magazine kid trying to go to summer school program, and the classic neighborhood girl scout schlepping cookies for the man.
I mean seriously $4.50 for 18 mint wafers. Really?!?! Where's all that money going? Maybe it's turning girls into leaders of the free world but still it's seems like some serious filling of the coffers for the higher ups in the organization. It's a dot org for f-sakes. Basically, non-profit but still making the officers of the company some serious dough.
On top of this nowadays, the girls aren't even the ones selling the cookies. Their parents are running around doing the selling for them at work and in social settings. Back in my day, you walked miles and miles through neighborhoods knocking on doors, putting on your best sales pitch, runnning scared from dogs as you approached fenced off doors, getting stink-eyes, and being offered to come in, have a conversation with an old lady who hasn't seen anyone in months while only selling 1 item for a half hour of your time. Kids have it way to easy these days with their fancy internet, HD TV, and gaming consoles. Back in my day, we'd have to go outside and play and had to squint at the TV to see through the fuzziness because the rabbit ears weren't just right. Those were tough days!
It's Friday and the big Beaver game against Arizona is tomorrow. We win this game against those Wildcats and we're one away from the Rose Bowl. I think I'll be watching the game from the comfort of my home rather than heading down to the alumni sports bar. The sports bar that the alumni gather at just doesn't have that great of food or beer. It's just so-so. It does so well because it has a ton of HD tvs and gets all the games no matter what. It food just is mediocre. It reminds me of the Kitchen Nightmare shows in how the food can be a killer to a restaurant. I love that show. Last week's mexican restaurant episode was classic. Cockroaches, week old refried beans and rice and the waiter throwing un-eaten chips from a table back into the chip pile. Awesome! I've eaten at enough sketch mexican restaurants to relate.
Go Beavs!!
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ReplyDeleteI also received Bicycling Magazine this month, although I never subscribed to it...I am confused. I signed up for free issues once without ever subscribing, maybe they're sending out free ones to everyone in the hopes of tricking people into paying money.
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